Three men were lost in the jungle and were captured by cannibals . The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a trial. The first step of the trial was to the forest to ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits .
The first turned and said to the king, ” I brought ten apples.” The king then explained the trial to him , “You have to put the fruit in the ass without any expression on your face or be eaten .”
The first apple went in, but the second was shuddering in pain and he was killed.
The second man arrived and showed the king ten berries . When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy . 1 …. 2 …. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 …. and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first asked, “why laugh, you almost go out with him ? ”
The other replied : “I could not help it , I saw the third comes with pineapples. ” .